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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

THE CONSPIRACY THEORY AD ABSURDIUM

Honest to God, now I've seen it all! I read on AOL Sports in Terence Moore's column that certain Indianapolis fans think Peyton Manning threw that interception intentionally. Some say perhaps it was his subconcious in operation because of his New Orleans roots, Archie, et al. Others think it was intentional bercause he loves "the Big Easy" so much.

I know we've got a lot of paranoia in this country, but in this case it sounds more like schizophrenia to me. The ultimate in Conspiracy Theories, King Peyton the Evil! What kind of idiot buys this bullshit?

O.K., he screwed up, bigtime, I'll buy that. But a straight arrow like Peyton Manning would NEVER intentionally throw a game. Plus, as aggressive as he is, he by temperament would be violently opposed to such an action. He simply, in his burning zeal to win, overreached. Or maybe Reggie Wayne screwed up his route.

Let's get real: it just ain't Peyton's style to throw a game. His integrity would not permit it. How idiotic can some Colts fans be?

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